That’s What Christmas is All About!


So the San Francisco Fire Fighters Local 798 are hosting a Christmas toy drive and fundraiser at the San Francisco strip club that’s best known for its mediocre $5 buffet. For the record, I went there on my birthday a few years ago and the food was worth exactly $5 (for those of y’all not keeping score, it looks like a McDonald’s meal in SF costs $8 these days).

Anyway, I guess it’s cool that a strip club is hosting a party to help firefighters help children who need toys to celebrate the birthday of Jesus. What have you done for your local titty-loving firefighters and poor kids recently?

What I don’t get though is why somebody thought it was a good idea for firefighters to post a picture of children under the statement “Look who’s cooking.”

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